THE SPORTS BEET DOWN ROOM

[mteekemp]

I WIN= enuff said

[LyricTenor]

OK!!!!!

***Doin' a litle Michael Jackson dance with the"Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh"***

Who took my bobsled,cuz I specifically remember lockin' my footlocker when I was out getting karate skates????

I've been looking for a pair of those ever since SOMEBODY *allonesound* got into the habit of stealing my footwear.  Where'd you get yours?

[Joey247]

Well, they were the price for 15th place at the winter "chase the chicken and see if you can ask it to bark" 100m backstroke competition at the scubadiving track last June. 

[LyricTenor]

Well, they were the price for 15th place at the winter "chase the chicken and see if you can ask it to bark" 100m backstroke competition at the scubadiving track last June. 

I must've just missed them when I got back from officiating the "Gymnastic Earthworrm Kick Shuffleboard Organ Playing'  Tournament.

[Nakia518]

MAAAAAAAAAAN!!! I just came back from the Monkey trucking ski hike... and The darn Rhino Mascot riding the chichen stole my Super Duper Ballerina Jacket with the Platapus lapel... and while I was chasing him... I lost my Capital One-Man Cookie Dough Camaflage Rock'em sock'em triple play slam bullseye pocket protector...

I am really hurt cause my daddy gave that to me before he left to compet in the "Chickens speaking Chinese, while grand slam dunking a hole in 14th inning"... ~sigh~ Maybe I'll get it back soon....

[Jmanley1116]

I knew that I shouldn't have come into this room.....

What in tarnations are you all jabbering about?   

[2KlubKlarity]

Hey y'all...sorry I'm late. I just got in from my knitting football jersey soccer shorts class. I finally got the double dutch hole in one loop down. Yes! Well, Just saying hey...I gotta go practice my criss cross apple sauce lay up on the dogeball court because somebody spray painted the tennis court "LYRIC RULES". Oh yeah, don't forget the pop locking rocking jiggalator hop scotch monkey in ya tights contest at noon today. See ya there!

[LyricTenor]

I knew that I shouldn't have come into this room.....

What in tarnations are you all jabbering about?   

We're just crowing about our atheltic prowess.  Strap on your footsket base tu-tu and spiral a lob.

[LyricTenor]

Hey y'all...sorry I'm late. I just got in from my knitting football jersey soccer shorts class. I finally got the double dutch hole in one loop down. Yes! Well, Just saying hey...I gotta go practice my criss cross apple sauce lay up on the dogeball court because somebody spray painted the tennis court "LYRIC RULES". Oh yeah, don't forget the pop locking rocking jiggalator hop scotch monkey in ya tights contest at noon today. See ya there!

Well he does, doesn't he?   

That contes is TODAY?!     I gotta get my velcro sideburns from the MVP trophy hoop so I can compete. 

**'Eye of the Tiger' plays**

[2KlubKlarity]

Thanks for reminding me...I need to get my purple and hot pink backstroke socks out the cleaners. And remember the monkey must remain in the tights the ENTIRE time! Afterwards, there will be a brief meeting to discuss the revised rules of Bounce back high diving eye crossing pattycake pool over by the track course. Be careful, the grass colored cement is still wet!

[LyricTenor]

Thanks for reminding me...I need to get my purple and hot pink backstroke socks out the cleaners. And remember the monkey must remain in the tights the ENTIRE time! Afterwards, there will be a brief meeting to discuss the revised rules of Bounce back high diving eye crossing pattycake pool over by the track course. Be careful, the grass colored cement is still wet!

Word!  I got the neon crawl stroke hair extensions.  The ENTIRE time!  But my monkey does this move where changes the tights into reverse lay-up rollers for Humanity.  I guess I'll have to get him change his routine.  *sigh*   

[2KlubKlarity]

Yeah fix that! Where you get your extensions from? Because I found some at Wal-mart but you got to look behind the paint balls in the hunting section. Mine ain't neon, but they do glow in the dark. Got them on sale for $3.98...gotta love them ROLLBACK PRICES. Anybody willing donate, we need some royal blue with specks of gold paint for the surf boards. Apparetly they must be that color so they can be used in the low riding back bend upside down soccer puck surfing competition.

[Joey247]

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Hey, anybody read the "dont forget to remember what you forgot to remember not to forget as a badminton jockey" manual? Especially the page after the back cover, talks about free throw putts, water polo touchdowns, and how to be a great golf goalie!! By the way they have info on how to excecute a neat bowling tackle and have a twelve rebound average at the wimbeldon chess pool. ???

[LyricTenor]

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Hey, anybody read the "dont forget to remember what you forgot to remember not to forget as a badminton jockey" manual? Especially the page after the back cover, talks about free throw putts, water polo touchdowns, and how to be a great golf goalie!! By the way they have info on how to excecute a neat bowling tackle and have a twelve rebound average at the wimbeldon chess pool. ???

So, you've been reading one of my manuals!   

[Joey247]

That was yours.......


Man, you gotta fill me in on the basics of a checkers strike on the 13hole. I done tried to lay up a birdie but my skiis always get stuck on the quatreback's flippers, man.

[LyricTenor]

That was yours.......


Man, you gotta fill me in on the basics of a checkers strike on the 13hole. I done tried to lay up a birdie but my skiis always get stuck on the quatreback's flippers, man.

Simple.  What you need to 'Mmember is that once you dunk the cross-over, you skiis will sled on the kick flip.  From there it's as simple as rotating the hula net on a power spike.  Feel me?

[2KlubKlarity]

Man, you gotta fill me in on the basics of a checkers strike on the 13hole. I done tried to lay up a birdie but my skiis always get stuck on the quatreback's flippers, man.

Yeah, I saw you practicing. Need some work. Oh yeah, I found a trick...feed the quaterback some cod liver oil of vinegar muffins. This will allow the flippers to disappear, but only for 5 second intervals. By the way, have y'all seen my black and key lime big bird and barney album. It was sitting right next to my juno karate master mixing crossover skyjumping curlers in that box that said hot pockets with chitterlings and hotsauce on the side.

[LyricTenor]

box that said hot pockets with chitterlings and hotsauce on the side.

     Those were YOURS!? 

[allonesound]

Hea LT... Hea LT>>>>   i got a bone to pick wicha..... why u gotta be talkin bout me in small caps? i know its you i see it clearly on the screen....  so ima stop takin yo shoes k bruh just be ready for

U L T IM A T E      T A K E O W N- D O W N- D O W N- D O W N!!!!!
at the wrestling checkers game, ive been praticing my hopscoch jumping tactics and i gocha this time just dont call mother may i too loud or the light will turn red and you will get sent back to the free throw line....

[LyricTenor]

Hea LT... Hea LT>>>>   i got a bone to pick wicha..... why u gotta be talkin bout me in small caps? i know its you i see it clearly on the screen....  so ima stop takin yo shoes k bruh just be ready for

U L T IM A T E      T A K E D O W N- D O W N- D O W N- D O W N!!!!!
at the wrestling checkers game, ive been praticing my hopscoch jumping tactics and i gocha this time just dont call mother may i too loud or the light will turn red and you will get sent back to the free throw line....

AAAAAAHHHH!  Your hopscotch is no match for my Ashy Giraffe Knee pirouette!!!!